spoony and fierce

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Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:16:30 -0600

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Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:05:59 -0600

Standing by this. :|

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 19:47:48 -0600

Standing by this. :|

The best kind of jokes are anti-jokes.

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 19:39:27 -0600

prequario:

growingup:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The police. I’m afraid there’s been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What’s worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Being raped.

Why did the black man die?
Because he was the victim of a race-related gang attack.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

What do you call two niggers playing basketball?
Whatever their names are. If you don’t know their names, just “excuse me”.

What did batman say to robin to get him in the batmobile?
“Robin, get in the batmobile.”

I’m laughing so hard at this.

(via sketchysantas) This is how I feel every day of my life.

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 19:37:54 -0600

(via sketchysantas)

This is how I feel every day of my life.

Here's a question for ya...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:51:58 -0600

thebeemilla:

Is it inappropriate to tell a total stranger that they smell good?

I am actually told this quiet often when I wear a certain cologne.

With every time I respond as thus, “Uhhh…thank you.”

“Was that weird?”

“Well…no, it’s just hard to respond. Thanks though.”

There was actually a worker at Panera Bread who would always refer to me as “That smell good guy” when I came in. That was a little awkward sometimes and disappointing that it wasn’t Mat with 1 t who was always at the register beside her.

Oh Mat with 1 t…I love you.

I hate everyone.

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:49:23 -0600

kiamatthews:

Especially you.

But I like you :\

So Sting and Bono have this argument....

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:33:46 -0600

youroldarchenemycatwoman:

thewayoftheworld:

I am considering re-purposing my tumblr blog to document and chronicle the weird things that have been transpiring as of late.

For instance, last night I dreamt that Sting and Bono got into an argument. Srsly. Sting called Bono a furry hobbit and instructed him to back up his pipe weed and head back to the shire.

Where is this stuff coming from? You can’t make this stuff up. (Well, maybe some of it.)

last night i dreamt that i was Madonna’s new nanny. Lourdes and Rocco (i think that’s her son’s name. he looked like a mini Guy Ritchie) were severely out of control while she was off gadding about with this Jesus person. i had my hands full. Jesus was a pervert and kept undressing me with his eyes. Madge was looking rough. i was scared to death of her, but yet i argued with her about her lack of parenting. the household was mayhem.

i have no idea where that one came from either. i don’t read tabloids because frankly i could care less. weird.

I am severely jealous of your dream.

I can’t stop. Britney you are fabulous.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:50:31 -0600

I can’t stop.

Britney you are fabulous.

Creeped out

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:06:00 -0600

I just creeped myself writing a section of my nanowrimo novel. I actually jumped at a sound from a neighbor while I was writing.

I love this!

day three and almost 6,000 words

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:03:15 -0600

(via youroldarchenemycatwoman)

I got drunk and couldn’t write yesterday and am busy today until much later.

Day three and I’m sitting at 1800 words. :(

NaNoWriMo

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:07:14 -0600

It is here and it is already brutal.

write write write…

(via fishy) Oh my god! Gorgeous!

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 11:33:23 -0500

(via fishy)

Oh my god! Gorgeous!

potterspoet: shoelessjane: blackbirdonthewire: (via...

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:33:03 -0500

potterspoet:

shoelessjane:

blackbirdonthewire:

(via jjennruth)

This is genius.

i.die.

ATTENTION CHICAGO MIKA FANS!

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:06:00 -0500

There is a concert at the Riviera Theatre TONIGHT at 7:30. Tickets are still being sold and it is general admission.

I really want to go but none of my friends listen to Mika. Would anyone like to meet up and go with me?

email me at liberaljai (at) gmail (dot) com

or just reblog this!

Versaemerge isnt bad

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 17:44:31 -0500

Versaemerge isnt bad

My mom

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:06:53 -0500

I was in the shower earlier with iTunes playing. I had selected Mika’s new album. After the first song was over there was silence. A few seconds later Mama by My Chemical Romance came on. This is odd I thought! I had Mika’s album selected. The song ends and another song comes on, Oh Mother by Christina Aguilera. At this point I was thinking that my iTunes was telling me to call my mom and check on her.

Then Paris Hilton’s cover of If Ya Think I’m Sexy Came on and right after I turned the shower off, the line “Give me a dime so I can call my mother” was sung.

Now my mom wont answer her phone.

Am I nuts?!

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Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:38:11 -0500

Oh god im a creeper

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:36:01 -0500

Oh god im a creeper

until: this is goomba. he is missing. i don’t know what to do....

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 11:14:56 -0500

until:

this is goomba. he is missing. i don’t know what to do. i think he must have got outside last night when jesse opened the front door to unplug my halloween lights. but he would have noticed. i love this little guy and i really really hope he’s just hiding REALLY well inside my house. even though he’s never hid from me before and he always comes out when i call for him. (but jesse says goomba hid from him once for quite a while and finally just showed up again and jesse never knew where he had been. so i’m going to hope for that.)

i put up signs around my neighborhood. :( i’m a wreck.

Goomba will be fine. I’m sure he is hiding inside Poley’s fat rolls.