December 2008
32 posts
I had a naughty dream three nights past.
nunsociety:
I dreamt when I took my Saturday bath, I did not bring with me to the washroom a change of underdrawers!
I had to put my previous underdrawers back on to walk back to my room! Heavens, for a second I thought I would have to do without completely underneath my habit!
I cannot believe I am putting this on this space. What an awful dream! Oh, my.
oh my i had a similar dream but...
Joy joy!
nunsociety:
I have the greatest of news, dearest tumble people!
Today is new habit day! Those of you outside the convent may not understand the joy that I feel from this but just lend me your ears and listen here.
I remember back in my young days before I joined my fellow sisters in the love of God that I had one great love. Shopping! Oh I would spend nearly every day walking from each...
Greetings webspace users!
nunsociety:
My name is Sister Margaret Thorpe and along with my dear companion Sister Lucy Hawthorne we have decided to post about our adventurous life in the convent.
To ensure safety we of course can not tell where we live but we assure you that it is a bustling convent full of life and hilarious antics!
I hope you enjoy the ramblings of two old ladies looking to bring some humor to the...
A GHOST!
mama bear: once when i was like 4ish i thought there was a ghost in my throat? because it was itchy? so i stuck my hand down it and puked all over my parents' room
jeremy: also
jeremy: im going to need a huge favor from you
jeremy: when this paper is finished
jeremy: i have a feeling some of the thoughts may come off crazy in this paper so I need you to be super careful and attentive when editing the paper
jeremy: to make sure everything makes sense
me: :)
me: i will!
jeremy: cause im seriously going at this paper like the letters are throwing stars and the word document is some sort of crazy man with a gun
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This is not even a joke, im freaking the fuck out over this damn paper!
re: buying things for strangers on the internet
until:
since apparently we can just ask the internet in gerenal to buy us things if we want them… if anyone wants to pay for a flickr pro account for me, i’ll take it.
also i’m always accepting tattoo funds donations.
ha.
Give me a t to the c
What, no.
Smear the Queer
Smear the Queer is the reverse of regular tag; instead of “it” having to chase the other players, all of the other players chase after “it”, who is also called “the queer”. This player is often denoted by carrying a ball (usually a football) or other object. When he is caught, he is tackled (or “smeared”) by all of the other...
WHY
ajessica:
spoonybard:
definitely not 1 man 1 jar
You’re a terrible person. T_T
definitely not http://1man1jar.com/
NSFW x 10000
WHY
Jeremy: 1m1j link
Jess: no
Jeremy: 1m1j link again
Jess: no
Jeremy: have you seen it
Jess: no
Jeremy: well
Jeremy: do it
Jess: but
Jeremy: its nothing bad/
Jeremy: maybe?
Jess: :|
Jess: :|
Jess: :|
Jess: ih8u
Jess: click
Jeremy: DID YOU
Jess: WAI
Jess: WAAAAAI
Jess: FUCKING CHRIST WAI
Jeremy: OHNO
Jess: T_T
definitely not 1 man 1 jar
TUMBLRS POST YOUR AIM SCREENNAMES
attackattack:
everybodycares:
reneelilley:
ledgeradio:
whoaineedyou:
sparo:
sgparo
lovemekaytee
femuradio
neocaeczaristicx
somesong
the alyattackk
omgwtfjai
God I love unplanned shit like this!
bb bear: WHEN I GROW UP
Jessica J.: WHEN I WAS
bb bear: A YOUNG BOY
Jessica J.: I WANNA BE FAMOUS
bb bear: MY FATHER
Jessica J.: I WANNA BE A STAR
bb bear: I WANNA HAVE GROUPIES
Jessica J.: TOOKE ME INTO THE CITY
bb bear: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Jessica J.: WHEN I GROW UP
bb bear: HE SAID, "SON, WHEN YOU GROW UP
Jessica J.: I WANNA SEE THE WORLD
bb bear: WOULD YOU BE THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN
Jessica J.: THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED
bb bear: DRIVE NICE CARS
Jessica J.: HE SAID WILL YOU DEFEAT THEM
bb bear: YOUR DEMONS AND ALL THE NON-BELIEVERS
Jessica J.: I WANNA HAVE BOOBIES
bb bear: WHEN I GROW UP, BE ON TV
Jessica J.: PEOPLE KNOW ME
bb bear: BE ON MAGAZINES
Jessica J.: THE PLANS THAT THEY HAVE MADE
bb bear: BECAUSE ON DAY, I'LL LEAVE YOU
Jessica J.: A PHANTOM
bb bear: TO LEAD YOU IN THE SUMMER
Jessica J.: TO JOINT HE BLACK PARADE
bb bear: YOU JUST MIGHT GET IT
Jessica J.: GUITAR
bb bear: SEXY BOOTY DANCIN'
Hey, I'm Robot!
sexyrobot:
Hey guys, I’m Robot! Be my friends? :-)
What do we think about this, guys?
capricious is pretty fuckin’ cool.
THIS!
A POST ABOUT joshawesome
If You Seek Amy
somethingsnarky:
F U C K Me. Oh! I get it.
I just got it today too! I now love the song even more.
what should i say to someone whose ignoring me
thenewfilosofee:
1. hey, stop being mean
2. i like your face
3. wtf, seriously?
4. the dingo ate yo baby
1 + 2
Sigh
I do not have a tumblr crush on anyone.
I feel left out! Someone needs to be crushable for me.
Merry Christmas, have an abortion!
“What do you get the person who has everything—except adequate health insurance? If you live in Indiana, consider this offering from the state’s Planned Parenthood affiliate: gift certificates in $25 increments.
The vouchers, available online and at 35 clinics statewide, can be used for health services or contraceptives. And yes, they can be used to pay for abortions.”
More...
amandakraus:
Today is a Celine Dion day. And that’s just the way it isss.
Almost every day is a Celine Dion day for me…
So...
Now that the election is over we can concentrate on Tara Michelle!
Thank God the good shit keeps on rolling on the tumblr machine!
Darn...
I miss all the juicy e-drama!
Hunter vs Deer
SEDALIA, Mo. – A hunter bagged a big buck on the second day of firearms season, but the kill caused him a lot of pain. Randy Goodman, 49, said he thought two well-placed shots with his .270-caliber rifle had killed the buck on Nov. 19. Goodman said the deer looked dead to him, but seconds later the nine-point, 240-pound animal came to life.
The buck rose up, knocked Goodman down and attacked him...